A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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hey guys what's up?

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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poop

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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