- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

ME NAME IS JEFF

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

whats worse than school? Summer school

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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