Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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