How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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I can't see my forehead

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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