Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Women.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Anti Joke

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