What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

A cow says moo and explodes.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

thermodynamics?

Whats white and sticky fluff

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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