- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Does this napkin chloroform?

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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