A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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