Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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girls basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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