Penal Dysfunction

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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