Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Thumbs this up

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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spell backwards: taco cat

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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I enjoy anal.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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