- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Keep up the fun Nero!

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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