What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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