- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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