Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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