How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Your mama's so fat.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Two english guys meet at work

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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