a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Woman's rights.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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