- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Meow.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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