Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Get in the car.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Mitt Romney penis

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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