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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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hey bill!

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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