- Anti Joke

Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver