What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

i have yougurt with tractor

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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