- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

hey guys what's up?

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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