What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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