- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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