- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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