- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

general tso's broccoli

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Matt is not funny.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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