- Anti Joke

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What's 6 + 9? 15.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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