- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

shauns beautiful

melon

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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