What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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mc hammers income.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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poop

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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