A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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