Jews

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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