- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

ass in my face ? no

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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