Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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