rebecca is a hard worker

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Dogs

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Rebecca Black

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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