Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Where do you live? In a house

What's the difference between a duck

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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