What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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