Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

canaan and mallory

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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