your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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justin bieber

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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hey

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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