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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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