- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

dead battery come on down

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Knock, knock. answers door

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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