Wombat monkey juice.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

justin bieber

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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