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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......