What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Woman rights.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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