Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Hi? No!!!!!

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Why did I get raped

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i dont like attention whores lol

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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