How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Billy Cundiff.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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