Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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