The Braves win the N.L. east

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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i cant think of one.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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