What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Colby is gay.... thats it

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

poo is yummy

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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