What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

IU football

Womens rights.

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