What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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do you want to hear a joke?

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Penis

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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meme

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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