Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

A walrus walks into a bar

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Knock knock. Death.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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