Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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