Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What's up brah brah

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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