- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

shammmm is a lesbian.

miley cyrus

i can't stand cripple jokes

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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