- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Women's rights

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

a potato flew around my room

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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