- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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