- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Stephen Walking.

whats a dick a dick

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

An Irishman walks out of a bar

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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