- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Knock knock. Death.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

hey

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Penis

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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