- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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