Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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