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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

YOLO.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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