A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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THE GAME

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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