Yes.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Give me thumbs up!

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knock, knock come in

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Women's rights

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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