- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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