- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Your mom is fat

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

One time I masturbated by myself

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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