Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Heartlight

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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