- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Cleveland winning something

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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