Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

women's rights.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Spell: “This word”

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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