Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Chinese drivers.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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