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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

Please Rape William Wright

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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