- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

Hi? No!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Why did I get raped

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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