i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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you will now laugh.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Yes!

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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nba live 13

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