- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black? a black man

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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