What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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