Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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I was born.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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