- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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