What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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