How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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