What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

liam buchan is gay !

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

I have two hands. Some people dont.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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