Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Stephen Walking.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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I am a n1gger.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Gianni

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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