What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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WNBA

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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WNBA

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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eloise dey.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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