- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punch line.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Ted Haggard.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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